Wednesday 10 January 2018

Flashman at New Plymouth Boys' High (Apr. 9, 2012)

Flashman at New Plymouth Boys' High 
by DESCENDANT OF SMITH, for Daisycutter Sports Inc.

As someone who went to New Plymouth Boys' High School in the 70′s it
seems to be that bullying has significantly decreased in schools.

What was acceptable then would in no way be condoned now.

Let me list the ways that I and others were bullied at school:

1. Being physically beaten up before breakfast by the fullback of the
first fifteen many mornings before breakfast.
2. Hauled out of bed and made to have cold showers in the middle of
the night.
3. Having to wash the football gear, by hand, of the boarders in the
first XV – we got good at using toothpaste on the white stripes.
4. Being made to stand in the middle of the field and used as tackle
bags.
5. Being made to fight other students for the pleasure of the
prefects.
6. Being caned by the prefects.
7. Being made to smoke by the prefects (I never did hence incurred
more beatings).
8. Being made to run errands for the prefects such as constantly going
to the dairy down the hill to buy one cent's worth of jelly beans – if
you were not quick enough you got a clout.
9. Being sent to the teacher at prep time to be caned for no reason –
and the teachers indulging and complicit in this.
10. Being made to write such engaging essays as the sex life of a ping-
pong ball.
11. Having to site in a seated position without a chair and an upright
compass (mathematical with a point) below your backside – trust me
landing on this hurts.
12. Being beaten up again for no reason.
13. Having to hold hand upright with fingers and thumb touching while
a ruler edge was forcibly applied to your fingertips.
14. Being Dubbined and Nuggeted and Deep Heated on your private parts.
15. Being hung from a tree and spray painted orange.
16. Having eyebrows shaved off.
17. Having to float on the swimming pool so you could be dive-bombed
by the prefects.
18. Dorm raids in the middle of the night which were just another
excuse to beat up on the weakest.
19. Having to learn the names of the first XV, the All Blacks and the
Taranaki football team – in that order – and again being hit if you
got it wrong.

These are the ones that immediately spring to mind.

It’s not character building and in my experience it’s often those that
were bullied who have problems later in life – particularly with
violence. The bullies seem to be able to move on much more easily.

One woman I know has two sons in jail for murder who went to another
boarding school. It’s only now in prison they talk about what happened
to them when they were there. They went from being two quiet lovely
kids at 13 to having significant issues in life when they were older.

There were some good aspects to going to NPBHS, and some very good
teachers, history and biology in particular, but the bullying and the
violence that I and others experienced will forever tarnish our view
of that school.

The thing I notice in this country is that people are quick to jump on
the bandwagon when it’s a Maori school involved but there seems to be
much more of a cover up when the school is supposed to have a
“reputation”. 

caspar milquetoast 
4/10/12
On 09/04/2012 6:07 AM, Radio Transcripts Ltd wrote:


Ooh Mowithey, I'm surprised you could keep a steady enough hand to post
this torrent of drivel. All that talk of spankings by prefects must have
had you in a right lather.

'Oh dweadfully sowwy Smythe-Twattage, I've scorched your y-fronts again.
Another six of the best with cwicket bat pwease'. 
Stex 
4/10/12
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shesh those were the good old days Rick.  He now has to settle with
throwing about big boy burley in a desperate and sad attempt to lure
Matua.

Stex 
Simon S-B 
4/11/12
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I don't know what's more shocking. The extremely tenuous link, or the
fact he thinks that bullying in schools is news. 


caspar milquetoast
 
4/11/12
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Poor Mowithey was badly bullied at school, like many a fat, spotty,
lonely loser. Making pathetic little squeaks of protest from the safe
anonymity of his PC is his only outlet of complaint. 
Morrissey Breen 
4/11/12
On Apr 11, 12:44 am, Simon S-B <baitt...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On 10/04/2012 09:11, caspar milquetoast wrote:
>
> > On 09/04/2012 6:07 AM, Radio Transcripts Ltd wrote:
>
> > Ooh Mowithey, I'm surprised you could keep a steady enough hand to post
> > this torrent of drivel. All that talk of spankings by prefects must have
> > had you in a right lather.
>
> > 'Oh dweadfully sowwy Smythe-Twattage, I've scorched your y-fronts again.
> > Another six of the best with cwicket bat pwease'.
>
> I don't know what's more shocking. The extremely tenuous link,
"Extremely tenuous link"?!!?? Good God, man, this fellow was beaten by
the fullback (and no doubt other players) of the famous New Plymouth
BHS first fifteen, and there is mention made of the Taranaki and All
Black teams to boot.

It doesn't GET any more hardcore rugby than that, surely?
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Liberty Pantyliner 
4/11/12
On , , Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:28:45 -0700 (PDT), Re: Flashman at New Plymouth Boys'
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About 20 years ago a teacher who was responsible for one of the boarding houses
was "moved on" as the saying goes after he was found fellating a boarder while
being sodomised by another boarder (the teacher that is.)
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Stex 
Is this true Mo?

I never took you for the teacher type 

Joe Orton 
4/12/12
On Apr 10, 8:11 pm, caspar milquetoast <b...@comswest.net.au> wrote: 
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You go HERE, pal...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezyPTmvyWoM&feature=related 
caspar milquetoast 
4/12/12
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Mowithey! Don't bend over when you say that!

And I have better things to do than follow your silly links, you sad,
strange little man. 
Radio Transcripts Ltd 
4/12/12
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The consensus at this organization is that you clicked on the link,
"Caspar". 
Katipo 
4/12/12
> Ooh Mowithey, I'm surprised you could keep a steady enough hand to post
> this torrent of drivel. All that talk of spankings by prefects must have
> had you in a right lather.

> 'Oh dweadfully sowwy Smythe-Twattage, I've scorched your y-fronts again.
> Another six of the best with cwicket bat pwease'.
"When I was at school we used to line up four or five of his sort, tell 'em
to bend over, and use them as a toast rack."
- Prince George, Blackadder III
caspar milquetoast 
4/12/12
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Is it an American organisation that you and your horde of imaginary
friends work for, Mowithey the great master of grammar? 
Morrissey Breen 
4/12/12
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Good Lord, "Caspar"---a spelling quibble. How petty can one get? 
caspar milquetoast 
4/12/12
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You're the self-appointed master of grammar, you tell me oh vast font of
errors. 


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