Post of the Year Award (Entry 8: OWEND)
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A brilliant newcomer has taken this competition by storm. David Pears
might only be looking at the second prize (weekend in Pukekohe)
instead of the first prize (fortnight on the Weather Coast of the
Solomons).
might only be looking at the second prize (weekend in Pukekohe)
instead of the first prize (fortnight on the Weather Coast of the
Solomons).
Three gems of cretinism grace owend's post. First, the astonishing
naivete displayed in the following statement...
naivete displayed in the following statement...
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I haven't found anywhere that says the US "invaded" Vietnam... the US
hit Cambodian jungle because the Vietcong were using it for supply, so
it seems fair to me.
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I haven't found anywhere that says the US "invaded" Vietnam... the US
hit Cambodian jungle because the Vietcong were using it for supply, so
it seems fair to me.
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Then this small classic of sanctimonious cant...
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I've always held Nelson Mandela in the highest esteem as I think he's
one of the most inspiring human beings of our age.
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I've always held Nelson Mandela in the highest esteem as I think he's
one of the most inspiring human beings of our age.
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and this...
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I can't answer about Jose Ramos Horta, as this is the first time I've
heard of him. Is he worth the research?
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I can't answer about Jose Ramos Horta, as this is the first time I've
heard of him. Is he worth the research?
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The prestigious Daisycutter Sports Digest "Post of
the Year" award goes to the post adjudged by the editors to be the....
(a) most morally OBTUSE, or ....
(b) most obnoxiously HYPOCRITICAL, or ....
(c) just plain IGNORANT statement of the year.
the Year" award goes to the post adjudged by the editors to be the....
(a) most morally OBTUSE, or ....
(b) most obnoxiously HYPOCRITICAL, or ....
(c) just plain IGNORANT statement of the year.
The judges are satisfied that this post perfectly fulfills all three
criteria.
criteria.
LET YOUR BLISSFUL IGNORANCE WORK FOR YOU....
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Morrissey Breen wrote:
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Aw shucks.
I'd like to thank Morrisey for making it all possible.
Do I get to stay in the Breen suite at the hotel in the Solomans?
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owend wrote:
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> I'd like to thank Morrisey for making it all possible.
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> Do I get to stay in the Breen suite at the hotel in the Solomans?
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> I'd like to thank Morrisey for making it all possible.
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> Do I get to stay in the Breen suite at the hotel in the Solomans?
He forgot to tell you it's a weekend for two-with Harold Heke.
Tilly
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> He forgot to tell you it's a weekend for two-with Harold Heke.
that wouldn't be too bad, so long as he shaves
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On Tue, 05 Aug 2003 15:53:13 +1200, Tilly wrote:
> owend wrote:
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>> I'd like to thank Morrisey for making it all possible.
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>> Do I get to stay in the Breen suite at the hotel in the Solomans?
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> He forgot to tell you it's a weekend for two-with Harold Heke.
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> Tilly
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>> I'd like to thank Morrisey for making it all possible.
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>> Do I get to stay in the Breen suite at the hotel in the Solomans?
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> He forgot to tell you it's a weekend for two-with Harold Heke.
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> Tilly
Is he any relation to Harold Keke?
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"Tilly" <climb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<ISFXa.106149$JA5.
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> He forgot to tell you it's a weekend for two-with Harold Heke.
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> He forgot to tell you it's a weekend for two-with Harold Heke.
I have just received a telegram from the jungles of Guadalcanal,
pertaining to this thread. Iit reads as follows...
pertaining to this thread. Iit reads as follows...
++++5 AUGUST 2003++++HONIARA
++++DEAR TILLY MY NAME IS KEKE NOT HEKE STOP GET IT RIGHT OR MY MEN
FUCKING KILL YOU NEXT TIME YOU IN HONI FUCKING ARA STOP LOVE HAROLD
KEKE STOP ++++
++++DEAR TILLY MY NAME IS KEKE NOT HEKE STOP GET IT RIGHT OR MY MEN
FUCKING KILL YOU NEXT TIME YOU IN HONI FUCKING ARA STOP LOVE HAROLD
KEKE STOP ++++
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Tilly allegedly said:
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At least the flag poles will be safe then.
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"Tilly" <climb...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Philip
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Philip
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