VERY EARLY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY PRANK: RODNEY HIDE GETS GIVEN A MEDAL (Dec. 31, 2012)

31 December 2012 at 10:09 am

Will this one finally spell the end of the Honours system?
VERY EARLY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY PRANK
RODNEY HIDE GETS GIVEN A MEDAL

DO NOT LAUGH: THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

ACT buffoon RODNEY HIDE, the man who was so useless that John Banks was seen as preferable to be rubberstamped by the obedient souls of Epsom, has been made a Companion of the Queen’s Service…
http://medals.nzdf.mil.nz/category/b/img/b7.jpg

You might well ask: what’s Rodney Hide ever done other than make a fool of himself?

Well, here are the reasons he is now to be addressed by the rest of us commoners as RODNEY PHILIP HIDE QSO”…

1.) For his services to body-building….
http://file.stuff.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/hide_1_69461.jpg

2.) For his services to dance…
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=10386144

3.) For his services to sycophancy, following his toe-curlingly extravagant praise of his bullying usurper, Don Brash, straight after having the leadership of ACT humiliatingly wrested from him…
http://brianedwardsmedia.co.nz/2011/04/what-we-discovered-about-don-brash-and-rodney-hide-in-the-past-week/

4.) For his further services to sycophancy, after he refused to object to fellow thug Tau Henare calling him a “buffoon” and a “jerk-off”—or was it just physical fear that Uncle Tau would kick his arse if he complained?…
http://www.3news.co.nz/Thick-hided-Rodney-not-worried-by-insults/tabid/209/articleID/118165/Default.aspx?ArticleID=118165

5.) For his protecting and defiantly PRAISING this dead-child’s-identity-stealing, doctor-assaulting, sexual harasser in his caucus until public disgust finally forced him to (reluctantly) get rid of him…
http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2009/08/act_mp_david_garrett_credit_nzpa__wayne_drought_3774842844.jpeg

6.) For his speaking ever so slowly and in a low voice, as he repeats, unchallenged, Ayn Rand’s mad raving dogma on Bryan Crump’s otherwise excellent show on National Radio….
http://t.qkme.me/3phsr1.jpg

Have a Happy New Year, you unrecognised oiks—and remember, if you see a deranged old man shouting insults at Māori family groups over the summer, don’t say “Fuck off to Queensland you racist scum”, say “Fuck off to Queensland, Sir Paul.”

• muzza4.1

  31 December 2012 at 10:23 am

  Morrissey, I’m sure you realise that the *honours* for public service such as given to Rodney Hide are simply the official thanks for his efforts in delivering the assets of NZ into foreign hands.

  The *award* is for his part in the super-city fraud,(among other things no doubt) , which was of course *mandated* by Dame Margaret Beazley (She of the government departments hatchet team) , with Hide becoming the face of the implementation. We see the irony (corruption) of the elected servants, by the way that Hide was castrated by the very platform he sold himself upon, that of course being the *perk buster* – We see how the system works, where one must invert the message being delivered to be closer to the true intent!

  One does not need to look deeply, or even see RH in order to understand how corrupted the little man is. You can hear it wrapped inside every utterance from his lying, narcissistic mouth, and it will have been a blow to his ego, to have received such a *lowly* recognition!
  • Morrissey4.1.1

    31 December 2012 at 10:26 am

    Thanks, muzza. In my rage after learning of this travesty, I completely overlooked the things you mentioned.

    More haste, less speed should be my new year’s resolution, I think.

    By the way, judging by the calls to right-wing talk radio this morning, the honours system does not enjoy a lot of respect even by those conservative souls.
    • Morrissey4.1.1.1

      31 December 2012 at 2:36 pm

      I think you get an Honour more for being a suck-up than a screw-up.

      I wouldn’t be surprised to find John Banks had something to do with Hide being given this minor rank award.
      • Dr Terry4.1.1.1.1

        31 December 2012 at 5:01 pm

        Surprise that Banks himself did not receive a knighthood for disservice?
        • muzza4.1.1.1.1.1

          1 January 2013 at 8:43 am

          Banks’ protection comes from the same places the awards originate, but I think we can be assured that Banks will receive *recognition* at some stage, unless he continues to need the protection from the brothers, on account of him contunually cocking up.
• David H4.2

  31 December 2012 at 2:27 pm

  Nice to see they are handing out Honours for being a Screw up. That means Key is a shoe in for some tin to hang around his scrawny neck. more shit for his scrap book, as we all know it means nothing, and is only a bad joke. Like the dead, and now Lazarused QC.
  • The Pink Postman4.2.1

    31 December 2012 at 3:51 pm

    I would not have been surprised if he been given one this time ,in fact I fully expected to him to
    have. Unfortunately we have another two years ,but nothing is more certain than Sir John off Hawaii.
    Which just show what a lot off hogswallop the whole charade is,
    • David H4.2.1.1

      31 December 2012 at 10:58 pm

      Or Labour could dump the whole shebang and leave ol’ Dunnokeyo hanging, and when he asks what happened, we can say… All together now. “Dunnokeyo”
• Rogue Trooper4.3

  31 December 2012 at 4:37 pm

  NOW THATS A HIDING LEAVING A BIG BITE ON THE BUTTOCKS mozza;
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Havilland_Mosquito
  (you are one multi-functional tactical bomber) 
  • David H4.3.1

    31 December 2012 at 11:06 pm

    But just watch out for the Woodworm!
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