Sunday 9 December 2018

Moronic Matty McLean all moist-eyed and upset over Maori Santa (Dec. 3, 2018)

Moronic Matty McLean all moist-eyed and upset over Maori Santa;
Then, even worse, he gets his balls busted by Hayley Holt.

TVNZ1 Breakfast, Monday 3 December 2018
inane adj. 1 empty, insubstantial; 2 asinine, witless; 3 lacking significance, meaning, or point : silly inane comments.
7:35 a.m.
MATTY THE WEATHER GUY: [eyes moist with emotion, face twisted with sincerity] If you’re a four or five year old child and you don’t see the Santa you were expecting, it would BREAK YOUR HEART.
HAYLEY HOLT: It’s breaking YOUR heart.
….[Stunned silence. MATTY THE WEATHER GUY looks wounded, JACK TAME looks shocked]….
7:41 a.m.
JACK TAME: [grinning enthusiastically] This is great, this is GREAT! I’m GLAD we’re debating this! Isn’t it good that we live in a country where THIS is the biggest issue!
….[Embarrassed silence. HAYLEY HOLT barely restrains herself from indulging in a moue.]….

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