Monday, 24 December 2018

A tribute to Redbaiter R.I.P. (Oct. 16, 2011)

Masters of Abuse (No.2 - REDBAITER)
First posted on Feb 4, 2004

As any Usenet user will attest, part of the complete Usenet experience
is the copping of abuse.  I don't care who you are, or how "sensible"
and non-controversial you may be, but if you post enough messages, you
are bound to attract at least some negative comments. And of course,
if you express a political view, you will draw serious fire, and lots
of it.

When it comes to cyber-sniping, there is probably nobody anywhere in
the whole world - let alone nz.general and nz.politics - who can match
our very own Dark Lord of Trollery, AKA "Rabid Russell", AKA the
"Greerton Gripper", AKA "Madness at the Mount", AKA the "Terror of
Tauranga", AKA the "Yobbo of Usenet", AKA Redbaiter (do...@email.me).

This fellow is tireless and often very amusing, though not always on
purpose. Redbaiter lives in Tauranga, where he spends his days writing
letters to Gordon McLauchlan and roaming the internet for lame and
unmemorable quotes by dimwitted blonde bimbos.  He is presently
"unattached". (CALM DOWN, LADIES!!!  Get the freaking firehoses out,
Wonka!)

Anyway, without further ado, here is a selection of some of
Redbaiter's very best.  And, at the risk of coming across as some kind
of a skite,  one simply has to point out that every single one of
these classic quips was aimed at lucky old moi....

1.)  such a deluded fantasizing commie fuckwit.
2.)  you vacuous embarrassing leftist dumbarse.
3.)  You pathetic simian ranter, you wouldn't know the news if it was
biting your useless one eyed arse off..
4.)  uninformed brainwashed halfwit
5.) deluded commie confused fuckwits like yourself.
6.)  you Mowwisey will probably never amount to more than the whining
envy driven unaware nonentity you are today.
7.)  What's this then? Yet another post made specifically for the
purpose of attacking another poster personally??  Haven't you been
warned about such a transgression of usenet etiquette already? Perhaps
its an obsessive compulsion you suffer from.  You should be aware that
mental problems are not  considered an acceptable excuse.
8.)  this timewarped bozo
9.)  Hey Mowwisey you big mouthed pretentious bullshit artist, where's
the Bush lie???
10.) Pretentious buffoon.
11.)  Breen you ill mannered rattling pig.  A disgrace to usenet.
12.)  Take your whining easily hurt liberal leftist common as shit
psychosis somewhere else.
13.)  Bore.
14.)  Moronssey leaves you breathless.  The boy is a self-parody
requiring no further embellishment.
15.)  clearly immature mentally, but I would guess his real age at
somewhere around the fifties, given his dated political rhetoric.
16.) tied [sic!] old anti-US commie propaganda.
17.) Only a retarded time warped fool leftist ....propagator of such
cliched rubbish .... an unaware and embarrassing fool)
18.)  He sounds just like my friggin commie Uncle.
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Download your own picture of the ‘Baiter HERE ....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DJ2IyBHmyVU/TQduVraIUKI/AAAAAAAAAjY/S1sjckdJCOA/s1600/obese.jpg

A series in honour of those architects of ad hominem, those brutal
barons of belittlement, those nattering nabobs of nastiness, those
vicious and vehement virtuosos of vilest vituperation who have, over
the last twelve months, livened up Usenet with their shrill and
colorful condemnation of this writer (moi).  I have enjoyed them
immensely and I hope you do too. 
Click here to Reply
Willy Nilly 
10/16/11
On Sat, 15 Oct 2011, Mo <morriss...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Masters of Abuse (No.2 - REDBAITER)
>First posted on Feb 4, 2004
Great stuff, Morrissey!  Have you got one of these for me?  I just
have one quibble:

>14.)  Moronssey leaves you breathless.  The boy is a self-parody
>requiring no further embellishment.
I'm sure this one was mine.

willy

Geopelia 
10/16/11

"Mo" <morriss...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:072dfe12-0b48-4f22-883d-48d8ebc2bc52@y22g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
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Download your own picture of the 腺aiter HERE ....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DJ2IyBHmyVU/TQduVraIUKI/AAAAAAAAAjY/S1sjckdJCOA/s1600/obese.jpg

A series in honour of those architects of ad hominem, those brutal
barons of belittlement, those nattering nabobs of nastiness, those
vicious and vehement virtuosos of vilest vituperation who have, over
the last twelve months, livened up Usenet with their shrill and
colorful condemnation of this writer (moi).  I have enjoyed them
immensely and I hope you do too. 
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I don't believe that's Redbaiter! He called me a few choice names, but never
any obscene ones.
But we had some good debates. For some reason he thought I was a socialist.

Those were the days! So many people aren't here now.

I miss him.

Geopelia

Me 
10/16/11
On 16/10/2011 5:08 p.m., Geopelia wrote:
 >
>For some reason he thought I was a socialist.
Priceless Geo.
If he read that, he'd have had a stroke.
Gordon 
10/16/11
On 2011-10-15, Mo <morriss...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Masters of Abuse (No.2 - REDBAITER)
> First posted on Feb 4, 2004
Care to cite a URL for this?

Also evidence that Redbaiter ahs moved on, apart from having not posted here
for a few moons?
Enkidu 
10/16/11
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You haven't one tenth of the brains of Redbaiter. And he hasn't one
tenth of the brains of the average poster.

Cheers,

Cliff

--

The ends justifies the means - Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli.

The end excuses any evil - Sophocles 
10/16/11
 Enkidu > Download your own picture of the ‘Baiter HERE ....
3 messages have been deleted.
Matty F 
10/17/11
On Oct 16, 5:08 pm, "Geopelia" <Geope...@nowhere.com> wrote:

> I don't believe that's Redbaiter! He called me a few choice names, but never
> any obscene ones.
> But we had some good debates. For some reason he thought I was a socialist.
>
> Those were the days! So many people aren't here now.
Their descendants (if any) will be back at some stage, after an
education. Be very afraid!
Radio Transcripts Ltd 
10/17/11
On Oct 16, 5:52 pm, Gordon <gor...@clear.net.nz> wrote:
> On 2011-10-15, Mo <morrisseybr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Masters of Abuse (No.2 - REDBAITER)
> > First posted on Feb 4, 2004
>
> Care to cite a URL for this?
Sure. Here you go...
http://groups.google.com/group/nz.politics/browse_thread/thread/b3b6e35c300e7828/257be63ca3428234?lnk=gst&q=%22masters+of+abuse%22#257be63ca3428234

>
> Also evidence that Redbaiter ahs moved on, apart from having not posted here
> for a few moons?
Redbaiter's been partying big-time in Australia. Our photographer
Serena Sopwith-Fotherington took this photo of him a few weeks ago...
http://partyfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/partyfail_guy_orgy_funny_fat_bears.jpg


Geopelia 
10/17/11

"Radio Transcripts Ltd" <daisycut...@lycos.com> wrote in message
news:99aba63b-832a-4684-a85b-c8c042a8897d@z32g2000pra.googlegroups.com...
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Those chaps need Weight Watchers!

Matty F 
10/18/11
On Oct 16, 5:52 pm, Gordon <gor...@clear.net.nz> wrote: 
> On 2011-10-15, Mo <morrisseybr...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > Masters of Abuse (No.2 - REDBAITER)
> > First posted on Feb 4, 2004
>
> Care to cite a URL for this?
>
> Also evidence that Redbaiter ahs moved on, apart from having not posted here
> for a few moons?
Despite his large size and florid complexion, he appears to still be
alive (if being alive consists of sitting in a wheelchair and typing
all day with his thumb) and has posted on his blog in recent days.
You can find his blog by Googling for R**b****r leftist lexicon. 
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