Morrissey to Stephieboy: Fuck off. Isn’t there a goat grazing by the roadside in Mt. Albert somewhere that you could chat up?
Longknives
It’s like watching two ‘heel’ wrestlers fight at Wrestlemania! Enjoyable but you don’t really care who wins..
Swifty
BITCHFIGHT!!!!
Nostradamus
Who to back: Stephieboy with his “grubby old gaberdine raincoat with the pockets cut out of it” (Nasska’s description) or Morrissey with his handbag and notepad?
Maggy Wassilieff
I’m backing Morrissey…. Coz even if he loses, he’ll still have transcripts he can regurgitate for the next decade or two.
realityczech
Morrie is alright, he is just fucked in the head. He hallucinates that the modern left are liberal and care about the little people.
Poor gentle Morrie – imagine his horror when he wakes up to the reality.
thedavincimode
Pfft! “Backing”?
Where’s your gambling spirit? Morrie’s paying $0.05 at the TAB. A slightly damp brick would be paying $0.90.
Swifty
That’s a real toughie.
On one hand Stiffy is elderly and, judging by the photos I’ve seen, doesn’t appear in the best shape. Runs away when challenged too, so likely to turn his back once he gets punched in the face once or twice.
Morrissey, an unknown quantity. Judging by his posts here and his obvious lack of success with women, I’d say he’s a wimpy/SJW sort of girly man. All huff and fuff but with a scrawny neck that just begs to be wrung.
If I had to, I’d go for Stiffy, but I’d be wary of Morrissey’s right hand – likely to have some strength after decades of furiously skinning the lizard.
Stiffy on points!
thedavincimode
The only way that pervieboy would get one over him is if morrie got lost and found himself in the dark in the St Lukes carpark dressed like a 12 yo.
Nostradamus
Longknives
Enjoyable but you don’t really care who wins..
Swifty
Nostradamus
Maggy Wassilieff
Coz even if he loses, he’ll still have transcripts he can regurgitate for the next decade or two.
realityczech
thedavincimode
Swifty
thedavincimode
Nostradamus
nasska
Swifty