Freudian Slip of the Day No. 1: DAVID GARRETT (Jan. 25, 2019)

Freudian Slip of the Day
No. 1: DAVID GARRETT

At 4:50 p.m. on Friday 25 Jan. 2019, the notorious S.S. lawyer and former ACT M.P. (List) extrudes this disturbing message onto the pages of Kiwiblog….

How the fuck do you get home detention for indecent assaults on a frail 84 year old lady? Watch for me of the same as Little’s directives take effect.

https://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2019/01/salmond_charged.html#comment-2410773

Ten minutes later he frantically tries to cover up….

Fuck, what is it with me today?? “Watch for MORE of the same…”

TOO LATE. Mr David Garrett, you’re on Freudian Slip of the Day!!

Freudian Slip of the Day is an occasional series, instituted for the purpose of exposing what some of these lowlifes on the Internet are really thinking. It is compiled by the Glimmer Twins, for Daisycutter Sports Inc.

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  • JANUARY 25, 2019 7:18PM

  • JibberJabber

    Jaysus, is there no end to the link-whoring, LinkSlut?

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    • JANUARY 25, 2019 8:12PM

    • Morrissey

      It’s called a hyperlink, Rimjobber.

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      • JANUARY 25, 2019 8:16PM

  • Captain Mainwaring

    Another piece of biased drivel brought to you by Breen Enterprises Ltd., purveyors of fuckwittery to the world.
    Daisycutter Sports Inc. is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the same dysfunctional entity.

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    • JANUARY 25, 2019 8:23PM

• Viking2

  Police have released an online tool to enable the public to report lost property and intentional property damage on Police’s website.

  Assistant Commissioner Service Jevon McSkimming says online reporting is part of a drive by police to bring real change to the way we deliver our services to the public.

  He says police want people to be able to contact us anywhere, anytime and through a variety of ways.

  “Online reporting is being run as a trial and since it went live on November 22 2018, police has received more than 3,700 reports online,” says Jevon.

  “We plan to expand the online service this year so people can report general theft, theft from a car and shoplifting.
  The new Police Digital Services Centre is up and running in Kapiti with staff answering non-emergency calls and processing online reports.

  “Furthermore, a single non-emergency number, on track to be delivered this year, will give people a national number to get in contact with Police about non-emergency matters.

  https://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/198366-police-launch-new-online-reporting-system.html?fbclid=IwAR1-oyzcQEaTjwgSqzkQ0CiVaP3HPZzGGUqVXe2GEbrEYVj1RX4addCEdwM

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  • auckwood

    just wait for all the ‘Lost submissions’

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  • JibberJabber

    They keep coming up with new and improved ways of doing nothing about criminal activity, do they just send you the form for your insurance company by email?

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    • JANUARY 25, 2019 8:15PM

• stigie

  Fucking gripping Morris Oxford !~

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  • Morrissey

    Great old car, I’m told.

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