“I’d like to think that part of an editor’s job is to guide their contributors gently towards the light, not run full-tilt together holding hands, into the dark.” – Rachel Stewart (Nov. 2017: Media gorging on racist, sexist views)
Right-hand batsman, Right-arm medium pace bowler, and Right-wing media commentator, Simon Doull, has pretty much excused himself from having any commentary role in the upcoming Bangladesh cricket tour.
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PAM!
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POWIE!
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RAKKK!
RIP!
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SWAAP!
SWISH!
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THUNK!
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Kevin Norquay – January 8, 2019
Robert Glennon – Scientific American, April 21, 2017