Dinner with Sue Bilstein
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sue_bi...@yahoo.com (Sue Bilstein) is off the pace again in message
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Or is she? Possibly she's less off the pace than she is just
deliberately obtuse. We'll humour her this time, but she's showing
signs of increasing derangement and vexation, which might make it a
good idea to "sin-bin" her for a while some time in the future.
deliberately obtuse. We'll humour her this time, but she's showing
signs of increasing derangement and vexation, which might make it a
good idea to "sin-bin" her for a while some time in the future.
SCENE: Fisherman's Wharf, Northcote Point. Usenet adversaries
MORRISSEY BREEN and SUE BILSTEIN are seated by a window, dining on
Lobster Mornay and sipping large glasses of Cold Duck. A few feet
away, the legendary restaurateur BOB SELL hovers solicitously but
unobtrusively.
MORRISSEY BREEN and SUE BILSTEIN are seated by a window, dining on
Lobster Mornay and sipping large glasses of Cold Duck. A few feet
away, the legendary restaurateur BOB SELL hovers solicitously but
unobtrusively.
BILSTEIN: [through gritted teeth] The only person who's talking
about race is you, Morrissey. What's your problem?
about race is you, Morrissey. What's your problem?
BREEN: My problem in this case is one rotten, bilious, corrupt
broadcaster.
broadcaster.
BILSTEIN: [rolls eyes heavenward] Feh!
BREEN: Well, let's see what the lothario Bobs has to say, shall we?
[pulls out laptop] This won't take a minute.
BREEN: Well, let's see what the lothario Bobs has to say, shall we?
[pulls out laptop] This won't take a minute.
[As laptop boots up, Breen whistles to himself, annoyingly. Several
high-profile celebs, including RHYS JONES and his squeeze SUSAN
BARAGWANATH, turn and glare at Breen and Bilstein.]
high-profile celebs, including RHYS JONES and his squeeze SUSAN
BARAGWANATH, turn and glare at Breen and Bilstein.]
BREEN: Ah! Here it is. Bobs writes: "He has delusions of himself as
a talkback host methinks. What Breen fails to mention in his poxy
little rant is that Deaker singled out Mealamu and Tuitopu for praise,
both polynesian players. At the same time he rubbished Justin Marshall
who is white."
a talkback host methinks. What Breen fails to mention in his poxy
little rant is that Deaker singled out Mealamu and Tuitopu for praise,
both polynesian players. At the same time he rubbished Justin Marshall
who is white."
BILSTEIN: Ha! Good old Bobs!
BREEN: [shaking head in disbelief] Good Lord! Surely Bobs is not
THAT thick! I'll just type in a little reply....
THAT thick! I'll just type in a little reply....
BILSTEIN: Oh, g-g-g-g-g-gr-r-r-r-r-r-roo-o-
BREEN: Don't worry, I learned to type as the only boy in an all-girl
class. I can type like a woman, so this will only take a moment.
class. I can type like a woman, so this will only take a moment.
[Breen types, reading aloud as he does so] "As I said, Bobs, what
drives Deaker is not bigotry but a constant sense of anger and
resentment at the NZRFU for its very public expressions of contempt
for him."
drives Deaker is not bigotry but a constant sense of anger and
resentment at the NZRFU for its very public expressions of contempt
for him."
BILSTEIN: [hysterically] Called on his original accusation of
racism, he shifts his ground - effortlessly and without a blush.
racism, he shifts his ground - effortlessly and without a blush.
BREEN: I have not resiled from my labelling Deaker as a racist. I
pointed out that this was not the motivation behind his hatred of the
All Blacks and the NZRFU. I also pointed out that his bigotry is not
consistent, as seen by his neglecting to call black AUSTRALIAN players
"dumb" and insult them as "boofheads".
pointed out that this was not the motivation behind his hatred of the
All Blacks and the NZRFU. I also pointed out that his bigotry is not
consistent, as seen by his neglecting to call black AUSTRALIAN players
"dumb" and insult them as "boofheads".
BILSTEIN: [undaunted] Slippery as a greased piglet!
BREEN: I'm no such thing, and you know it. But we all know how much
credibility you have remaining, after your embarrassingly wrong-headed
attempt to paint Steve as an anti-semite.
credibility you have remaining, after your embarrassingly wrong-headed
attempt to paint Steve as an anti-semite.
BILSTEIN: [purple with rage] Splutter!
BREEN: [imperiously clicking fingers] Bob, break out another magnum
of the '37 Chateau Lafitte Cold Duck, will you? Sue needs a drink....
of the '37 Chateau Lafitte Cold Duck, will you? Sue needs a drink....
Click here to Reply
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"Morrissey Breen" <morriss...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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No! Wait, what was for desert?
Gaaaahhhhh......
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w...@freenet.co.nz (WeeWillyWonka) wrote in message news:<41206cad...@news.
BREEN: [imperiously clicking fingers] Bob, break out another magnum
of the '37 Chateau Lafitte Cold Duck, will you? Sue needs a drink....
of the '37 Chateau Lafitte Cold Duck, will you? Sue needs a drink....
BILSTEIN: It'll take 3 bottles of Chateau Margeaux to get to first
base with me, Moronssey.
base with me, Moronssey.
BREEN: And while you're at it, Bob, have Astle put a dozen bottles of
Chateau Margaux in the boot of the Breenmobile, will you? Here's the
key.
Chateau Margaux in the boot of the Breenmobile, will you? Here's the
key.
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Patrick Dunford <patrickdunford@nomail.invalid
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> What sort of fantasy world do you live in, Breen?
> What sort of fantasy world do you live in, Breen?
This one....
http://93ol.myrice.com/dyhb/
http://93ol.myrice.com/dyhb/
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"didgerman" <aw99...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<Dn%Tc.168$uQ...@
DIDGERMAN: [coarsely] No! Wait, what was for dessert? Gaaaahhhhh......
BREEN: [al class, discrete as hell] Actually, it was a superb baked alaska.
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"didgerman" <aw99...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<Dn%Tc.168$uQ...@
DIDGERMAN: [coarsely] No! Wait, what was for dessert? Gaaaahhhhh......
BREEN: [all class, discrete as hell] Actually, it was a superb baked alaska.
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"Morrissey Breen" <morriss...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Alaska what's for desert?
pleaseyourself.....
pleaseyourself.....
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Morrissey Breen wrote:
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Which ones you?
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Sue Bilstein <sue_bi...@yahoop.com> wrote in message news:<f5t0i05ek4m6ujsjfrk5nf8p
Kindest regards,
>
> It's an homage of a sort - a Breen "scenario", plus he mentions
> plonking me.
> It's an homage of a sort - a Breen "scenario", plus he mentions
> plonking me.
Oh no, no, no, no, no. There's something wrong here. I know Breen,
and I don't believe that he would mention plonking a lady. He's far
more discrete than that.
and I don't believe that he would mention plonking a lady. He's far
more discrete than that.
Ms Bilstein, perhaps you'd like to pop round to my study one evening
and I'll put you right in regards to this matter.
and I'll put you right in regards to this matter.
Kindest regards,
James Q. Longhair
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"John B" <taxis...@nzgovt.net> foolishly tries to have a go at the
superior Steve in message
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superior Steve in message
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> So much for kill files creep.
> So much for kill files creep.
Steve simply expressed his contempt for you. I don't think he'd
bother with killfiling you.
bother with killfiling you.
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> You answer me but not the others who have accused
> you of exactly the same thing?
> You answer me but not the others who have accused
> you of exactly the same thing?
Ha! Of exactly what would YOU be accusing Steve?
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> Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
> Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Now that's an intelligent sound to make. Do you think you might get
around to formulating your (no doubt deep and brilliant) thoughts into
a few words?
around to formulating your (no doubt deep and brilliant) thoughts into
a few words?
There's a good fellow.
... < Snip stupidly out-of-context Proudhon quote>....
... < Snip stupidly out-of-context Proudhon quote>....
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Look into the rising sun and LAUGH, My Son.
--
Tarla
****
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity
to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
-Hunter S. Thompson
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