Saturday 8 June 2019

Mediocrity Watch No. 2: GAVIN GRAY (Jul. 25, 2013)

      • Mediocrity Watch
        No. 2: GAVIN GRAY
        “King Charles had his head cut off, but there have never been any problems associated with the name King George. … The couple don’t like conformity.”
        London correspondent Gavin Gray, speaking about the naming of George Alex Louis, Prince of Cambridge, NewstalkZB, 7:10 a.m.
        Mediocrity Watch aims to keep you informed of—or, to quote the epically mediocre Simon Dallow, to be “right across”—the least professional, most insulting, shoddiest journalism from all over the world, but especially New Zealand. It is produced by DeakerWatch®, a division of Daisycutter Sports Inc.
        See also….
        No. 1 Susie Ferguson: “If, as you say, this has all been done before, why do it all again?”
        • yeshe8.1
          Not sure they thought through the initials though .. Prince GAL ? hmmmmmm
          (Actually, George Louis Alexander Michael would have been great fun gifting us .. Prince GLAM !!)
          • Morrissey8.1.1
            YESHE: Not sure they thought through the initials though .. Prince GAL ? hmmmmmm
            JIM MORA: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
            NOELLE McCARTHY: He he he he he he he!
            JOCK ANDERSON: Hrrumph!
            YESHE: Actually, George Louis Alexander Michael would have been great fun gifting us .. Prince GLAM !!
            JIM MORA: Hur, hur, hur, hur! “Prince Glam.” That’s very good!
          • Treetop8.1.2
            GLAW means rain in Welsh. The W is for Wales, which is the surname. Eventually the bubba will be the Prince of Wales.
            • Treetop8.1.2.1
              I realise the initials are GALW and I got distracted by them being changed by yeshe.
      • joe909
        For those who’re being driven quietly around the bend by a particularly gross earworm – here’s the antidote: (nsfw)
        Ask first
        No way to know I want it
        No way to know I want it
        Unless I say I want it
        Ask first
        Cause if you grab me
        I’ll get nasty
        I’ll break your fucking knees
      • Pete10
        What kind of perverse logic is this?
        Brian Fallow: China’s slowdown may be good for NZ
        When China slows down, its demand for minerals drops and Australia will suffer. If our two largest trading partners are faring poorly, then it is not going to be good for NZ.
        • Colonial Viper10.1
          China’s slowdown is bad for our finances but good for our real environment. Its also good for China’s real environment. Less consumption, less energy use, less GHGs.
          That’s the paradox we’ve locked ourselves into, in this current system.
        • Tamati10.2
          Because in a slowing Chinese economy, the Chinese will cut back on building new factories, not on buying their children baby milk. (By slowdown they mean economic growth of 7% rather than 10%)
          A slowdown in Australia would be of more concern, however every year they are becoming less and less dependant as China becomes more important.
        • Draco T Bastard10.3
          If we had our economy rationalised it wouldn’t really matter what the economies of our trading partners were doing as they’d only be a minor part of our economy.
        • Draco T Bastard11.1
          Yep. I find it amazing that the know that they’ll be dropping 35 workers before they’ve finished the review. This would indicate that the review was nothing but validation for the predetermined loss of jobs.
        • blue leopard11.2
          This will be necessary in response to the reforms.
          There will be some WINZ staff who know it is inhumane to place added pressure on jobless people to find work that isn’t out there.
          They will need to be culled.
          • yeshe11.2.1
            Does anyone know anything about who the contractors are who will receive many thousands of dollars from WINZ for placing ex beneficiaries in work ? So peculiar imho.

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