A moving service this morning at St Patrick's Cathedral, Auckland. Good to see that Liberation Theology is still going strong. I was particularly impressed by the Prayers of the Faithful....
Petitioner No. 1: Dear God, we ask you to afflict the racist, sycophantic, right wing villain Paul Holmes with a brain aneurysm that will lead to his slow and painful death. Lord, make those blood vessels bulge out of his head and explode. Lord, hear us.
Petitioner No. 1: Dear God, we ask you to afflict the racist, sycophantic, right wing villain Paul Holmes with a brain aneurysm that will lead to his slow and painful death. Lord, make those blood vessels bulge out of his head and explode. Lord, hear us.
Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER.
Petitioner No. 2: Lord, for his worthless, self-aggrandizing autobiography, with its cringe-inducing account of his moronic flirtation with the bimbo Revell, we ask you to make Paul Holmes writhe on the floor in contrition, suffering the most exquisite toothache, a pain that exceeds anything he has ever known. Lord, hear us.
Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER.
Petitioner No. 3: Lord, for sucking up to that awful, bullying Gordon Ramsay, and boasting to him about how he tells children to "fuck off"; for his cynical, relentless attacks on working people, teachers, Africans, Palestinians, Maori and Pacific Islanders; for his rabid and utterly uncritical support for the rogue Bush administration; for his pitiful, shameless schmoozing and on-screen fellating of the rich and powerful; for his naked racism and the abject, insincere apologies that all too clearly show his craven nature and complete lack of integrity or courage; for these and a myriad of other disgusting, appalling things, we pray that when Paul Holmes reaches for the phone to call 911 and accidentally dials the number 309 9838, that he is smitten with the flesh-eating disease "necrotising fascitis/myositis", and that he suffers every single one of the horrific symptoms: fever, severe pain, and a red, painful swelling which spreads rapidly.
Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER.
Petitioner No. 4: Lord, please make the flesh-eating disease spread rapidly through the flesh of Paul Holmes at the rate of one inch or almost three centimetres per hour. May he scream in horror as he contemplates the inexorable progress of the necrotising fascitis through his mouldering body.
Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER.
Petitioner No. 5: Lord, may Paul Holmes be afflicted with the final stages of AIDS, and we ask you to ensure that, as he endures the agony-wracked last few minutes of his life, the only thing he hears is his own obscene, tone-deaf desecration of Jimmy Webb's classic "Wichita Lineman".
Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER.
Petitioner No. 6: Lord, we ask you that when Paul Holmes lies on the floor and contemplates his miserable life, you make him lose control of his bowels so that the last warm feeling he ever experiences is his own shit.
Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER.
Bishop Patrick Dunn: Oh Lord, hear these heartfelt prayers of Thy people, and grant unto them that some, or preferably all, of their prayers will, through Thy divine will, come to blessed fruition. May that cock-sucking zombie Paul Holmes die of intestinal worms. Thy humble servants beseech Thee and praise Thee, forever and ever, in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...
Congregation: AMEN.
St Patrick's congregation prays for Paul Holmes
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On 28 Sep 2003 06:05:28 -0700, morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey
Breen) wrote:
Breen) wrote:
>A moving service this morning at St Patrick's Cathedral, Auckland.
>Good to see that Liberation Theology is still going strong. I was
>particularly impressed by the Prayers of the Faithful....
>
>Petitioner No. 1: Dear God, we ask you to afflict the racist,
>sycophantic, right wing villain Paul Holmes with a brain aneurysm that
>will lead to his slow and painful death. Lord, make those blood
>vessels bulge out of his head and explode. Lord, hear us.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Petitioner No. 2: Lord, for his worthless, self-aggrandizing
>autobiography, with its cringe-inducing account of his moronic
>flirtation with the bimbo Revell, we ask you to make Paul Holmes
>writhe on the floor in contrition, suffering the most exquisite
>toothache, a pain that exceeds anything he has ever known. Lord, hear
>us.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Petitioner No. 3: Lord, for sucking up to that awful, bullying
>Gordon Ramsay, and boasting to him about how he tells children to
>"fuck off"; for his cynical, relentless attacks on working people,
>teachers, Africans, Palestinians, Maori and Pacific Islanders; for his
>rabid and utterly uncritical support for the rogue Bush
>administration; for his pitiful, shameless schmoozing and on-screen
>fellating of the rich and powerful; for his naked racism and the
>abject, insincere apologies that all too clearly show his craven
>nature and complete lack of integrity or courage; for these and a
>myriad of other disgusting, appalling things, we pray that when Paul
>Holmes reaches for the phone to call 911 and accidentally dials the
>number 309 9838, that he is smitten with the flesh-eating disease
>"necrotising fascitis/myositis", and that he suffers every single one
>of the horrific symptoms: fever, severe pain, and a red, painful
>swelling which spreads rapidly.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Petitioner No. 4: Lord, please make the flesh-eating disease spread
>rapidly through the flesh of Paul Holmes at the rate of one inch or
>almost three centimetres per hour. May he scream in horror as he
>contemplates the inexorable progress of the necrotising fascitis
>through his mouldering body.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Petitioner No. 5: Lord, may Paul Holmes be afflicted with the final
>stages of AIDS, and we ask you to ensure that, as he endures the
>agony-wracked last few minutes of his life, the only thing he hears is
>his own obscene, tone-deaf desecration of Jimmy Webb's classic
>"Wichita Lineman".
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER.
>
>Petitioner No. 6: Lord, we ask you that when Paul Holmes lies on the
>floor and contemplates his miserable life, you make him lose control
>of his bowels so that the last warm feeling he ever experiences is his
>own shit.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Bishop Patrick Dunn: Oh Lord, hear these heartfelt prayers of Thy
>people, and grant unto them that some, or preferably all, of their
>prayers will, through Thy divine will, come to blessed fruition. May
>that cock-sucking zombie Paul Holmes die of intestinal worms. Thy
>humble servants beseech Thee and praise Thee, forever and ever, in the
>name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...
>
>Congregation: AMEN.
>Good to see that Liberation Theology is still going strong. I was
>particularly impressed by the Prayers of the Faithful....
>
>Petitioner No. 1: Dear God, we ask you to afflict the racist,
>sycophantic, right wing villain Paul Holmes with a brain aneurysm that
>will lead to his slow and painful death. Lord, make those blood
>vessels bulge out of his head and explode. Lord, hear us.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Petitioner No. 2: Lord, for his worthless, self-aggrandizing
>autobiography, with its cringe-inducing account of his moronic
>flirtation with the bimbo Revell, we ask you to make Paul Holmes
>writhe on the floor in contrition, suffering the most exquisite
>toothache, a pain that exceeds anything he has ever known. Lord, hear
>us.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Petitioner No. 3: Lord, for sucking up to that awful, bullying
>Gordon Ramsay, and boasting to him about how he tells children to
>"fuck off"; for his cynical, relentless attacks on working people,
>teachers, Africans, Palestinians, Maori and Pacific Islanders; for his
>rabid and utterly uncritical support for the rogue Bush
>administration; for his pitiful, shameless schmoozing and on-screen
>fellating of the rich and powerful; for his naked racism and the
>abject, insincere apologies that all too clearly show his craven
>nature and complete lack of integrity or courage; for these and a
>myriad of other disgusting, appalling things, we pray that when Paul
>Holmes reaches for the phone to call 911 and accidentally dials the
>number 309 9838, that he is smitten with the flesh-eating disease
>"necrotising fascitis/myositis", and that he suffers every single one
>of the horrific symptoms: fever, severe pain, and a red, painful
>swelling which spreads rapidly.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Petitioner No. 4: Lord, please make the flesh-eating disease spread
>rapidly through the flesh of Paul Holmes at the rate of one inch or
>almost three centimetres per hour. May he scream in horror as he
>contemplates the inexorable progress of the necrotising fascitis
>through his mouldering body.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Petitioner No. 5: Lord, may Paul Holmes be afflicted with the final
>stages of AIDS, and we ask you to ensure that, as he endures the
>agony-wracked last few minutes of his life, the only thing he hears is
>his own obscene, tone-deaf desecration of Jimmy Webb's classic
>"Wichita Lineman".
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER.
>
>Petitioner No. 6: Lord, we ask you that when Paul Holmes lies on the
>floor and contemplates his miserable life, you make him lose control
>of his bowels so that the last warm feeling he ever experiences is his
>own shit.
>
>Congregation: LORD, HEAR OUR PRAYER
>
>Bishop Patrick Dunn: Oh Lord, hear these heartfelt prayers of Thy
>people, and grant unto them that some, or preferably all, of their
>prayers will, through Thy divine will, come to blessed fruition. May
>that cock-sucking zombie Paul Holmes die of intestinal worms. Thy
>humble servants beseech Thee and praise Thee, forever and ever, in the
>name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit...
>
>Congregation: AMEN.
Very good, take three chocalate fish from the cookie jar.
Cheers *
Cheers *
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"Morrissey Breen" <morriss...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I dont like paul holmes much, never have, think he is all the above.
But watch out, what you wish on others doesn't happen to you,
A sad case of pure stupidity to write crap like this
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"Morrissey Breen" <morriss...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> A moving service this morning at St Patrick's Cathedral, Auckland.
> Good to see that Liberation Theology is still going strong. I was
> particularly impressed by the Prayers of the Faithful....
(snip to the incriminating bit...)
>, we pray that when Paul
> Holmes reaches for the phone to call 911
When he moves to the USA this number may help.
Until then, your point?
Philip
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On 28 Sep 2003 06:05:28 -0700, morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
>A moving service this morning at St Patrick's Cathedral, Auckland.
>Good to see that Liberation Theology is still going strong. I was
>particularly impressed by the Prayers of the Faithful....
>
>Good to see that Liberation Theology is still going strong. I was
>particularly impressed by the Prayers of the Faithful....
>
>Petitioner No. 1: Dear God, we ask you to afflict the racist,
>sycophantic, right wing villain Paul Holmes with a brain aneurysm that
>will lead to his slow and painful death. Lord, make those blood
>vessels bulge out of his head and explode. Lord, hear us.
>sycophantic, right wing villain Paul Holmes with a brain aneurysm that
>will lead to his slow and painful death. Lord, make those blood
>vessels bulge out of his head and explode. Lord, hear us.
YAWN!
Pontificating, unfunny crap cut!
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On 29 Sep 2003 02:26:23 -0700, morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey
Breen) wrote:
>Just tell us, will you: what is "stupid" about what I wrote?
Breen) wrote:
>Just tell us, will you: what is "stupid" about what I wrote?
I don't think you've ever written anything that isn't stupid,
Mowwisey.
Mowwisey.
Bill.
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On 29 Sep 2003 02:46:01 -0700, morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
>Errrrr... not to be mean, but do you really think you are in any way
>competent to make such a judgement?
>competent to make such a judgement?
Yes. I can differentiate between good writing and bad. Your meanderings falls into the latter
category.
category.
> A quick check of your other
>postings reveals that you are not particularly sharp or well-informed
>on anything.
>postings reveals that you are not particularly sharp or well-informed
>on anything.
Your opinion or fact? I suspect that anyone who doesn't agree with YOUR opinion would be considered
'not particularly sharp or well-informed.'
'not particularly sharp or well-informed.'
> So it hardly needs to be said that your comments on my
>writings have no value. Your comments are worthless.
>writings have no value. Your comments are worthless.
That makes us a matching pair. My comments are worthless and your writing is worthless. Snap!
>
>It shoud also be noted that you have the same political views as Paul
>Holmes. So that explains your hostile attitude to moi.
>
>It shoud also be noted that you have the same political views as Paul
>Holmes. So that explains your hostile attitude to moi.
I have no time for Paul Holmes, and I would welcome his sacking. You are like many others on this
newsgroup, you can hand out the insults and shit but you can't take it.
newsgroup, you can hand out the insults and shit but you can't take it.
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"Morrissey Breen" <morriss...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> Some twit calling himself "Vlad" <cunts...@supersnooper.co.nz
> blithers incoherently in message
> news:<bl7enr$oum$1...@lust.ihug.
>
> >
> > I dont like paul holmes much, never have, think he is all the above.
> >
> > But watch out, what you wish on others doesn't happen to you,
>
> >
> > A sad case of pure stupidity to write crap like this
> problem, exactly? Do you think we should go easy on that smarmy,
> gutless, dissembling racist?
>
> Just tell us, will you: what is "stupid" about what I wrote?
na if you r so idiotic to post such crap
I dont think you are intelligent enough to understand
I dont think you are intelligent enough to understand
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On 29 Sep 2003 14:45:25 -0700, morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote:
>>
>> I can differentiate between good writing and bad.
>No you cannot. I do not think that you read enough to be able to say
>that.
>kiwi...@myrealbox.com (David Lloyd) rather unwisely tries to take on
>this writer (moi) in message
>news:<3f780a2...@news.
>this writer (moi) in message
>news:<3f780a2...@news.
>>
>> I can differentiate between good writing and bad.
>that.
Books I have read within the last two weeks:
Down and Out in Paris and London -- George Orwell
Why I'm Not a Christian - Bertrand Russell
Planter's Tales - Mahbob Abdullah
Shooting An Elephant (collection of essays) -- George Orwell
Dickens -- Peter Ackroyd
William Shakespeare His Life and Work - Anthony Holden
Smoke Screen -- Kyle Mills
Flynn's World -- Gregory ????? (you'd like this one)
Why I'm Not a Christian - Bertrand Russell
Planter's Tales - Mahbob Abdullah
Shooting An Elephant (collection of essays) -- George Orwell
Dickens -- Peter Ackroyd
William Shakespeare His Life and Work - Anthony Holden
Smoke Screen -- Kyle Mills
Flynn's World -- Gregory ????? (you'd like this one)
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kiwi...@myrealbox.com (David Lloyd) presents an impressive reading
list in message news:<3f78b7c...@news.
list in message news:<3f78b7c...@news.
>
> Books I have read within the last two weeks:
>
> Down and Out in Paris and London -- George Orwell
> Why I'm Not a Christian - Bertrand Russell
> Planter's Tales - Mahbob Abdullah
> Shooting An Elephant (collection of essays) -- George Orwell
> Dickens -- Peter Ackroyd
> William Shakespeare His Life and Work - Anthony Holden
> Smoke Screen -- Kyle Mills
> Flynn's World -- Gregory ????? (you'd like this one)
> Books I have read within the last two weeks:
>
> Down and Out in Paris and London -- George Orwell
> Why I'm Not a Christian - Bertrand Russell
> Planter's Tales - Mahbob Abdullah
> Shooting An Elephant (collection of essays) -- George Orwell
> Dickens -- Peter Ackroyd
> William Shakespeare His Life and Work - Anthony Holden
> Smoke Screen -- Kyle Mills
> Flynn's World -- Gregory ????? (you'd like this one)
Okay okay okay! So you're not a blithering halfwit as I alleged.
So you c'n call moi trigger-happy and intemperate....
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