Friday 29 December 2017

Comedy, chivalry and one mouth-breathing cretin. Twenty minutes of Radio Live (Highlights)

Comedy, chivalry and one mouth-breathing cretin.
Twenty minutes of Radio Live (Highlights)

Monday 6 May 2013, beginning 2:20 p.m. ….
J.T.: What an idiot. What an idiot. Did you hear that?
WILLIE: What?
J.T.: You.
WILLIE: Based on what, FOOL?
…..Commercial break…..
WILLIE: All right, Kane, you wanna talk about X-Factor.
KANE: They need an ugly duckling section. Some of those women are train wrecks to look at. Like that white girl with the glasses, nothing to look at but she has a good set of pipes.
J.T.: She’s like that girl in Britain.
WILLIE: Oh yeah, Paul Henry called her a retard.
J.T.: Yeah, Susan Boyle. She could sing.
WILLIE: Yeah. Nothing to look at though.
But the most moronic bit comes next, as a moronic caller from Christchurch, commenting about the Crusaders-Brumbies game, goes on to make a comment about the referee….
MOUTH-BREATHING CRETIN: He’s a good referee, Joubert. The best in the game.
WILLIE: [significant pause] Y-y-yeah.
Radio Live, Monday 6 May 2013, ends at 2:45 p.m. I could stand no more of it.

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