The Minister for Women is standing by Prime Minister John Key, after he was forced to apologise to an Auckland waitress for pulling on her ponytail.
Rosie cafe worker Amanda Bailey, 26, wrote an anonymous blog on Wednesday, claiming the Prime Minister had pulled on her hair numerous times over many months when he visited with his wife Bronagh.
Key apologised for his actions, saying he initially thought of it as “banter” and “a bit of horseplay”. He said he apologised when it became clear Bailey did not appreciate his advances. ….
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One National Party drone has instantly endorsed this creep. Thank God they’re going to be out of power until at least 2026.
Captain Mainwaring
Oh for fuck’s sake Morris Dancer. You do have a talent for making a complete dick of yourself.
Morrissey
Was that me fingering, to the obvious consternation of her mother, a little girl’s hair? It kind of looked like someone else.
sooty
Why dont you put your own name to the list?
Morrissey
Ouch. Can someone get me some ice for that burn?
stigie
Yep, i think morris dancer wacks off to that stuff !~
Rachael Membery
Okay for Jacinda to hug everyone though?
realityczech
“until at least 2026.”
Yes with Slimein in charge you are about right.
DJ Ward
What the hell. Who writes this list.
Asia Argento is only no 40!
What the hell. She admits having sex with a boy that she was a senior, authority position too. Illegal sex with a minor. Then she cliams she “felt” she was being raped, Blaa, Blaa, blame the victim (participant). But won’t go to the police. Was a leading superstar in the MeToo movement.
#13 Bill. Did bill have sex with a minor then lead an anti offending campaign. Actually Bill was pretty bad. #12 Prince Harry. What? Dirty little party boys. #18 Trump, the don’t grope the willing pervert. Nasty, nasty red blooded man. #31 McViegh lawyers. As far as I’m aware, the Labour Party groper was worse, far deeper, but still didn’t involve sex with a minor. Or then engage in a campaign involving the same behavours as her own.
#37 Hugh Hefners guests. Yes the girls went there, to the party, thinking it was a retreat for Christian girls, preparing to become nuns.
Morrissey
Some powerful analysis there, my friend. Well done. Ms Agento is only No. 40 because we only recently learned of her groping. The Gropers are not ranked by order of severity.
Meantimes, keep your eyes peeled for No. 42, comin’ up soon!
Sincerely,
Morrissey Breen and Hector Stoop, for the GroperWatch® team.
Morrissey
No. 41: John Key
Morrissey
Captain Mainwaring
Morrissey
sooty
Morrissey
stigie
Rachael Membery
realityczech
DJ Ward
#12 Prince Harry. What? Dirty little party boys.
#18 Trump, the don’t grope the willing pervert. Nasty, nasty red blooded man.
#31 McViegh lawyers. As far as I’m aware, the Labour Party groper was worse, far deeper, but still didn’t involve sex with a minor. Or then engage in a campaign involving the same behavours as her own.
Morrissey