Possible Replacements for Bumbling Bridges. No. 2: PAULA “SNITCH” BENNETT (Oct. 22, 2018)

• Your comment is awaiting moderation.

  Possible Replacements for Bumbling Bridges
  No. 2: PAULA “SNITCH” BENNETT

  Positives:
  (1) She’s rough.
  (2) She’s tough.

  Negatives:
  (1) She’s a notorious snitch, a leaker, a sneaky backstabber. New Zealanders don’t like that.

  (2) She was in the car with another shrunken heavyweight, Chester Borrows, when he drove it into a crowd of protestors.

  (3) Nobody trusts her. Nobody.

  This series is compiled by the team at Daisycutter Sports, Inc.

  Candidate No. 1: Simon O’Connor

  Coming up: Gerry Brownlee

  
  
  
  
  

  •  0  4
  • REPLY
  •  REPORT
  • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:01AM
  • 
    

    
    

    Captain Mainwaring

    
    

    Correction.
    She was in a car with Chester Borrows driving at snail’s pace when an idiot protester put her foot under the tyre.
    There, fixed.
    But there’s no fix for the bitter and deluded Morris Marina.

    
    

    •  0  1
    • REPLY
    •  REPORT
    • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:12AM

    
    

    • 
      

    
    
    
    

    Morrissey

    • • • 
          
          
          

          
          
          
          

          That’s right, he drove into a woman.

          Click to EditDelete (4 minutes and 45 seconds)

          
          
          
          

          •  0  0
          • REPLY
          •  REPORT
          • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:24AM

    flipper

    • • 
        
        
        

        
        
        
        

        Yeah….
        So Labour will resurrect Alamein Kopu….. and Peters? The Devil ?

        
        
        
        

        •  0  0
        • REPLY
        •  REPORT
        • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:13AM

    Swifty

    • 
      
      
      

      
      
      
      

      Bye bye Morrissey.

      
      
      
      

      •  3  0
      • REPLY
      •  REPORT
      • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:05AM

    Morrissey

    • • 
        
        
        

        
        
        
        

        Bye bye Bridges, you mean.

        
        
        
        

        •  0  5
        • REPLY
        •  REPORT
        • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:06AM

    Swifty

    • • • 
          
          
          

          
          
          
          

          Told ya.

          
          
          
          

          •  0  0
          • REPLY
          •  REPORT
          • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:22AM

    Captain Mainwaring

    • 
      
      
      

      
      
      
      

      Morris Dancer lasted all of ten minutes.
      We’re getting good at this, team.

      
      
      
      

      •  1  0
      • REPLY
      •  REPORT
      • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:19AM

    Tom Barker

    • 
      
      
      

      
      
      
      

      You must admit, Jamie-Lee Ross makes a stunningly effective advertisement for the political insight and black-ops skills of Simon Lusk and the Bloated Blowhard. They must be turning away prospective new clients by the dozen.

      
      
      
      

      •  1  0
      • REPLY
      •  REPORT
      • OCTOBER 22, 2018 10:19AM

•