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Choke on that! 219 posts by 40 authors (Apr. 15, 2003)

Morrissey Breen 
4/15/03
"JD" <_adope,anit,n...@dampsquib.com> blithers in message
news:<Wsyma.14287$1s1.2...@newsfeeds.bigpond.com>...
As I occasionally like to do with any post by a substandard, confused
adversary, I've decided to upgrade him by incorporating his nonsense
into a dramatization...
SCENE:  A busy Auckland street.  A dope, a nit, a cretin calling
himself ANTIPODEAN  has collared  MORRISSEY BREEN and is confronting
him.  Breen is busy, distracted.  Partly because he is on his way to a
liaison with a married woman from Perth and partly because he is a bit
impatient with this Antipodean fellow, who bores him.
BREEN:  Errrr... FRANCE's depth of talent, oh halfwitted one.  And

you're
going to contradict not only me, but everyone who knows anything about
rugby, are you?  (My gawd, somethin' tells me he is going to!)
ANTIPODEAN:   It is *your* contention dimwit.
BREEN:  It's not a "contention", you halfwit.  It's a fact.  It's been
recognised for at least half a century.  Are you silly?
ANTIPODEAN:  [desperately]  You lamentable moron.
BREEN:  [Looks around to people on street.  Points to Antipodean]
This, fellas, is called "projection".
[A group of schoolgirls giggle at Antipodean's expense.]
ANTIPODEAN:  [red-faced, hissing with anger] No troll, it is another

accurate description of you.  You raised the spectre of 'we wuz
robbed'.
BREEN:  Ass!  I said FRANCE was robbed.  Not "we".
ANTIPODEAN:  So you are the proof of the tragic results of home

schooling. English
comprehension is obviously not your strong point.
BREEN:  Ha ha ha ha ha!  That's a riposte is it?   Anyway, dopey, back
to rugby.  You know and I know that the French have suffered more from
pedantic refereeing than the All Blacks - or any other team.
ANTIPODEAN:  [belligerently, stupidly]  Proof?
BREEN:  Watch the 1999 World Cup final, dumbo.   Report back to me
when you
have done so.  I don't want to see you posting on rsru or any other

forum until you've watched that tape.  DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
ANTIPODEAN:   I have watched the game you three toed rent boy.
BREEN:  Parking your comatose fat butt in front of the television set
is nnot WATCHING the game.
ANTIPODEAN:   You use one game as proof of your claim 'that the French
have suffered more from pedantic refereeing than ... any other team.
BREEN:  [growing impatient with Deanopanti's willful obtuseness] 
Dumbass, I also mentioned the 1968 second test versus the All Blacks. 
So that's TWO games for you to check up on.  If you're serious.  Which
I doubt.
ANTIDOPEAN:  Two games, *two*, *TWO*! LOL.   ROFL no doubt you think

that France were robbed in that final?
BREEN:  [kindly, patiently, as if speaking to a child]   France was

robbed of two tries in the first half of the 1999 World Cup final. 
The first at 8:35 of the first half, the second at 30 minutes.
Instead of leading by a core of 20-9, France went into halftime
trailing 6-9, with its spirit broken.  The New Zealand television
commentators were clearly disturbed by what they saw as a grave and
flagrant bias against France by the referee.   If you'd been conscious
during that match, you would have seen this too.  Have you seen
anything of this game?  Anything?  Be honest now.
ANTIDOPEAN:   I certainly remember Abdelatif Benazzi thinking he had

scored after 17 minutes when he plunged over, but Watson had called
play back for Olivier
Magne's knock on of Lamaison's cross-field chip.
BREEN:  THAT was a legitimate call by Watson, you dope.  I was not
talking about that.  I meant his whistling for a scrum AS
BERNAT-SALLES SCORED A TRY AFTER SWOOPING ON A LOOSE BALL.  The scrum
was for the forward pass by Jason Little.  So much for advantage, huh?
 That was at 8:35 of the first half.  The second disallowed try came
at 30 muinutes of the first half.
ANTIPODEAN:  It was much like when Joe Roff scrambled over the line

but was ruled to have knocked on in the second half.
BREEN:   Yeah, but Australia did not have one legitimate try ruled
out.  leave alone TWO.
ANTIPODEAN:  Look at THIS, Breen, you prick.  [Thrusts newspaper
report under Breen's nose, then reads aloud]  "They were better than

us," said French assistant coach Pierre Villepreux.  "They kicked
well, passed well and didn't lose the ball. They have superb players
and scored two superb tries.   Captain Raphael Ibanez also praised
Australia as the superior team.   "There's obviously a lot of sadness
today," said Ibanez. "But there's a lot of pride too. It was an honor
to represent French rugby in a World Cup final, but we were a little
lost out there at times."
BREEN:  That just shows that the French players and management were
extremely gracious in defeat.  Unlike some of the New Zealand
management a week earlier!  The fact is, you halfwit, that the French
players were DEVASTATED by the referee's biased, officious behaviour.
 And so were the New Zealand television commentators.
ANTIPODEAN:  [stubbornly, utterly undeterred]  Since your mendacious
character prevents you from arguing in context -
BREEN:  Huh!  The point of all my posts is to remind people of
context.
ANTIPODEAN:  By removing all evidence of it in your response?
BREEN:  Clearly you are not serious.  Clearly you are confused.  I
think you may have a drinking problem.
ANTIPODEAN:  You are simply a mendacious pedomorph who seems to

delight in trolling in rsru.
BREEN:  Buwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!  "Mendacious
pedomorph"!!  I like it!  I LIKE it!!!!!!  Just for that one good
phrase, I'm gonna let you live....
ANTIPODEAN:  And one more thing -
BREEN:  Not now.  I'm busy.  And you bore me.  Good day to you.
[BREEN walks off, leaving ANTIPODEAN standing stupidly, holding onto
his old newspaper reports.]
Kip 
4/15/03
On 14 Apr 2003 18:45:11 -0700, morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey
Breen) wrote:
>As I occasionally like to do with any post by a substandard, confused
>adversary, I've decided to upgrade him by incorporating his nonsense
>into a dramatization...
>
Looks more like a transcript of a conversation occurring in your head.
And no I didn't read it all, you still write like a GAY.
4/15/03
 JD "Donnie" <donnieN...@voila.fr> wrote in message news:<b7eq6b$dor$ 1...@news-reader12.wanadoo.fr>...
4/15/03
 Ben "Shussbar" <cryspat99@aol.comnospam> wrote in message news:20030414211924.25947.00000683@mb-ff.aol.com...
4/15/03
 Ben I'll just try that again, engaging brain: Yes, but no English speaker who doesn't speak French is going to order pain, are they?
Morrissey Breen 
4/15/03
The discredited racist Kip <rkippe...@yahoo.com> lies like an
embedded U.S. reporter in message
news:<54pm9v0tbrar56sujg4em8un2imsnp50t4@4ax.com>...
>
> Looks more like a transcript of a conversation occurring in your head.
Well, y-y-y-y-yeahhhh.   One would have thought that was obvious.
Expect no prizes for deducing that, my friend.
>
> And no I didn't read it all,
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
>
> you still write like a GAY.
This is your idea of a put-down?  Does that kind of witless abuse work
in the Engineering department at Canterbury, does it?
rick boyd 
4/16/03
French Imports (was Re: Choke on that!)
On 15 Apr 2003 01:19:24 GMT, cryspat99@aol.comnospam (Shussbar) wrote:
>How are the waiters in your country when they talk to someone that don t
>understand? They repeat the same thing loudly because of course they probably
>don t speak any word od french I assume.
They wave their hands around in a confusing but well meaning fashion
in some kind oif universal sign language, and are even more polite and
understanding because they want the foreigner to feel welcome in their
country.
Like most other places outside France.
-- rick boyd.
caspar milquetoast 
4/16/03
French Imports (was Re: Choke on that!)
On 14 Apr 2003 18:31:39 -0700, morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey
Breen) wrote:
>Methinks our chum bo...@comswest.net.au (rick boyd) is drowning in
>quicksand in message news:<3e9aacfa...@news.wn.com.au>...
You're wasting your time, Mowissey. I just can't be bothered wading
through your turgid wallowings of self-importance.
Go ahead, by all means, I am not one to stifle free speech, but just
be aware I really can't be bothered reading more than the first
sentence.
-- rick boyd
caspar milquetoast 
4/16/03
French Imports (was Re: Choke on that!)
On Tue, 15 Apr 2003 09:40:08 +0800, "Gary Thompson"
<gary_th...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>Its just you Rick -when I've been to France they've all been friendly to
>me - and I speak fuck all French - what i do know was picked up from french
>porn - seems to work though
Damn, I knew I should have just said to everyone I met that line from
that 70s pop song by those black shielas.
-- rick boyd
4/16/03
 rick boyd New Zealand. A stranger in a strange land these 22 years, God help me. -- rick boyd
4/16/03
 JD morriss...@yahoo.com (Morrissey Breen) wrote in message news:< fb3a0456.0304141622.6bce959a@posting.google.com>...
4/16/03
 Shussbar New Zealand looks like a very nice place. I have seen some reportage on Tv about itt and the 2 main islands have lots to propose in terms of diversity. I have also had the chance to host a group of maoris students in a Folk dance Festival in France,
4/16/03
 Shussbar Pain with butter, easier to swallow! :-) I see what you mean , i understand and it cames back to what I think. Someone tries, he pronouces wrongly, the native do a weird face and look ( I do that to my english speaking wife too ), and voila, the
4/16/03
 JD Kip <rkippe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:< 54pm9v0tbrar56sujg4em8un2imsnp50t4@4ax.com>...
4/16/03
 JD I like this response given to the troll news:<3e83d1bc...@news.iconz.co.nz>
Morrissey Breen 
4/16/03
That relentless bore deano...@bigotedagainstfrance.com (JD) is
still (believe it or not) banging away in message
news:<6189a6f9.0304151651.3944812d@posting.google.com>...
I'll turn it into a dramatic scene again.  That's the best way to deal
with this chump, methinks....
SCENE:  Early morning.  Sydney.  Loser's hour.  ARCH TAMBAKIS is back
in Australia, on the community radio graveyard shift, after repeated
offensive behaviour got his ASSSSSSSSS busted out of New Zealand a few
years ago.   It really sucks, talking to drunks and/or halfwits in
between spinning Chris Rea and Journey tracks, but what's an asshole
to do?   FUCK, it sucks!  (Shit, the mike's not on is it?)
ARCH TAMBAKIS:  And that was John Farnham and "You're the Voice".
Time is tenty seven minutes past three.  And we've got a loser - heh
heh, sorry! a CALLER - on line one.  Yeah talk to me, mate!
JD:  Hello, Arch.  Love your programme, mate...
ARCH:  Oh no!  Not you again!  The bloke who gets no respect on the
internet chat groups!
JD:  Well, er...
ARCH:  JD, isn't it?
JD:  [delightedly]  Yes!!  You remember me!  You LIKE me!!!
ARCH:  You're the ONLY person who ever rings me up, you fuckwit!
Anyway, how you goin' with sorting out this Morris bloke, JD?
JD:  Morrissey, Arch.  The troll's name is Morrissey.
ARCH:  Yeah, yeah - whatever.  Is he still kickin' your ass every day?
JD:  Oh no, Arch, no.  I'm totally in control, Arch.   I've beaten
him, Arch.  Everyone else can see it, the troll realises he has been

done like a pretty boy in a gaol shower.
ARCH:  Is that so?
JD:  So like the mendacious pedomorph he is, he's retreated into his
drug addled imagination.
ARCH:  Uh huh.
JD:  In response to the troll's claims that 'France has probably ten

times the depth of any other country'.
ARCH:  Ten times the depth of what?  Homos?  Ha ha ha ha ha!
JD:  No, rugby players.
ARCH:  Well they DO.  Everybody knows that.  The troll is not wrong
there, JD.
JD:  [uncomfortably, nervously, incoherently]  Well... Fact, during

the sixties and eighties, France was the dominant rugby power in the
NH.
ARCH:  Correct.
JD:  Fact, during those periods, they were not a match for the All

Blacks, managing to win one game from twenty.
ARCH:  Yeah mate - but that doesn't change the fact that France has
far more rugby talent than any other country.  It just means they've
under-performed.  Like Brazil in soccer, mate.  Took them 28 fuckin'
years to win their first World Cup.  France is the Brazil of rugby.
Jesus, even I know that.
JD:  [boring on relentlessly] *One* from *twenty* 5%. For that much

talent in comparison, NZ sure played well...
ARCH:  They sure did.  The All Blacks are the BEST side in the world
year by year.  Still doesn't change the fact that France has the most
talent though.
JD:  Errrrrr.... ummmm.....[becomes incoherent, as ARCH plays an Andy
Williams track over the top of Antipanto's rambling talk] He then

claimed that 'France had a superior head-to-head record against the
All Blacks in the 1950s, 1970s, and 1990s.
ARCH:  Well they DID, you freakin' moron!
JD:  [undeterred] Well... cheese eating surrender monkeys ....Better

yet if we look at http://www.elerankings.com/ we can see that France's
alltime highest ever rating, 80.22 in 1968 is lower than New Zealand's
average all time rating of 80.98...
ARCH:  [loud vibrato snoring sound]  ZZZZZZZZZ-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z.....
JD:  [droning on] So back to my question .... the troll avoided
answering, .... I asked 'so their B and C teams should kick everyones
arse?....  Or do we have to construct X, Y and...
ARCH:  ZZZZZZZZZ....  
JD:  ....the *facts* state otherwise....
[continues ranting for hours...]

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