Donald Trump was arguing with Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama as to whom God really was. Nancy started off that God was a Democrat from California as he welcomed the downtrodden into her state. Chuck chuckled and retorted that God was a New Yorker because all of his laws are written down, like NY judges they are no where to be found. Hillary argued that God was a woman otherwise man would have no one to argue with. Barack calmly walked up to the group and presented the fact that God was a transsexual as his laws and love were meant for all of the sexes. Donald by now was getting ready to Tweet before Barrack grabbed his arm and demanded that he just rebut these views there and then and leave the media out of the discussion. Donald was delighted and beside himself not having to deal with the one-sided media and seeing Barrack shared his views of them. “God was a Democrat …” Donald loudly proclaimed. Pelosi plastic face cracked, Chuck’s heart gave out, Hillary had a fatal stroke, but Barrack remaining asked Donald why he would give such his political foes such a compliment. Donald finished by saying, “God was a Democrat…who else could have created chaos in the universe and all of the confusion in the US?”
No problems with anyone poking fun at those moral imbeciles Obama, Pelosi, Schumer, and Clinton. But that “joke” was as funny as pulling a woollen mitten over a handful of hangnails.
MASSIVE FAIL.
sooty
Only in your opinion! Do we care what “your” opinion is? No, we do not!
Morrissey
A few other people seem to agree with my assessment of that dismally unfunny “joke”.
morronissey, forever the virtue signaller. those people are your heroes ,stop saying they are not .
Morrissey
Obama, Clinton, Schumer, and Pelosi are my heroes???!!?!?!?
I’ve written extended, repeated putdowns of every one of those four on The Standard and been vilified by the “liberal” drips there for my troubles. None more so than for this little effort from January 2014….
That’s just your unfunny attempt at a joke. Save the humour for the next S.S. klaven, my friend.
David Garrett
Young Man: (I hope to God for your sake that you are young) that is one of your most ignorant comments, conflating as it does the SS – from WW II Germany – with the Ku Klux Klan, from the (mainly) southern US…I can confirm what you already know: that I am not now, and nor have I ever been, a member of either of those organizations.
Your surrounded by millennials who are really pretty good at work and progress and stuff. They’ll put you in there backpack so there’s not much for you to worry about. Just leave it up to them. To the backpack.
Maggy Wassilieff
@sam
You will discover David Garrett, like me, is a stickler for good grammar. Please try to observe the basics: 1. Your is not an equivalent form of You’re
2. There is not the same as their.
Morrissey
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
You are a member of Garth “The Knife” McVicar’s notorious S.S. Trust, are you not?
I will not be taking lessons from a person who fratanises with racists.
But here you are on KB fraternising freely with all of us….. racists, anti-racists, “honorary whites”, darkies, etc, etc.
labrator
Get that Maggy? Correct spelling is now “deep thought”… must be a millenial.
waikatogirl
Sam, just to let you know I have reported you for the following slur:
“You fraternise with a group of people who would be happy to genocide anything that’s brown or even green in New Zealand. I will not be taking lessons from a person who fratanises with racists.”
Maggy is a woman of integrity and does not deserve such abuse and accusations. I am not in the habit of reporting anyone who posts on KB, despite the odd despicable comment from trolls but that was below the belt. Bugger off to the Standard.
Sam
At least you didn’t say for me to kill myself.
Maggy Wassilieff
@waikatogirl I hadn’t quite taken Sam’s comment as an attack upon me, but if it was his intent, he really has demonstrated his ignorance of genocide and the racial history of the 20th Century.
@Sam Have a wee think about that surname of mine. Wonder how it got to NZ? What “race” could it be associated with? (clue: it’s Not the Master Race)
waikatogirl
Maggy “I hadn’t quite taken Sam’s comment as an attack upon me, but if it was his intent, he really has demonstrated his ignorance of genocide and the racial history of the 20th Century.”
I think Sam was actually targetting all of KB as racist. That slur we are all accused of if we disagree with the Left. I doubt he knows what genocide you are talking about as history these days is apparently whatever millennials choose to believe.
Tall Man
Awesome dick head. Didn’t have to look at your comment just gave you a down tick. You’re such a twat you don’t even realise that your comments do not long but as per labour instructions you just pop them up.
The more rubbish you post the more middle New Zealanders will tire of the bullshit from the left and drift back to a true centrist party.
Thanks again dim wit.
Is Ardern a liar?
Aliog
There are very few people in the history of Kiwiblog that are ill qualified to call Morrissey a dick head and a dim wit (both of which he is).
holysheet
Donald was delighted and beside himself not having to deal with the one-sided media and seeing Barrack shared his views of them.
“God was a Democrat …” Donald loudly proclaimed. Pelosi plastic face cracked, Chuck’s heart gave out, Hillary had a fatal stroke, but Barrack remaining asked Donald why he would give such his political foes such a compliment.
Donald finished by saying, “God was a Democrat…who else could have created chaos in the universe and all of the confusion in the US?”
Morrissey
sooty
Do we care what “your” opinion is?
No, we do not!
Morrissey
sooty
pentwig
your mate stoopidboy
harvey wilson
softail 1450
those people are your heroes ,stop saying they are not .
Morrissey